Jeff Chapman is a human being. He has this web page. It was his idea to write this About page in the 3rd person. Blame him.

He’s born in the province of Quebec, in the great country of Canada, to a wonderful family. He’s (mostly) fluent in English and French. This is probably why he loves poutine.

As a day job he works in the software industry, and has been a technology geek since the day his father brought home an IBM 286 clone personal computer.

He also writes fiction, and and is learning to play guitar. These he expects to do full-time on the first day of his retirement. Until then, he’ll just pine about how little time there is in a day. Like a baby. Boo hoo.