I’ve been on the Internet since 28,800 baud modems were shiny and new. Back then, the biggest danger to your web surfing experience was when someone picked up the phone to make a call. That should date me enough, I think.
And yet, I’ve never (aside from a half-hearted attempt in college) maintained an online presence that was truly my own.
Well, consider this my permanency upon the World Wide Web. I just got me an apartment.